AHHHHHHH I AM SO BORED RIGHT NOW

hello everyone

today's story is about me listening to the pod f tomkast

i recommend it

PFT is hilarious

the pod f tomkast is usually in four parts

is there a p in tomkast?

i hope i'm not mis-spelling that

that would be embarassing if paul f tompkins were to google himself

stumble upon this blog

and find that his fans don't even care enough to spell the name of his podcast correctly

paul!

it's not that we don't care

it's just that we're not well educated

and have poor recall for the proper spelling of made up words

but WE LOVE YOU

well

i love you

the rest of your fans may be only mildly fond of you

hm

actually love is a pretty strong word

i am very fond of your comedy and feel like you would also be fun to spend time with

I'M GETTING DISTRACTED

anyways

four parts

the great unfinished project

or undiscovered?

oh jeez

i really hope this post comes up low on google

it's only getting worse

the great (something) project

a live sketch

phone call with jen kirkman

(love her too)

(*am fond of her comedy and feel like she would be fun to spend time with)

and paul comes to your town

so as fond as i am of PFT

when you are at work listening to a string of his podcasts

the great (something) project actually starts to wear a little thin

i like it but after like one or two parts i usually just skip over it

SO

finally, the meat of this story

i was listening to the pod f tom(p)kast the other day

and the great whatever project came up

and i just skipped ahead

and landed on paul f tompkins saying

"....as you just heard."

"unless you just fast forwarded and stopped right here at this moment"

"in which case, what is wrong with you???"

he then rants for awhile about people who fast forward through his podcast

and it's hilarious

MUCH funnier than this story turned out to be

so

paul

if you are offended by any of the following facts

1) i'm not sure how to properly spell the name of your podcast

2) i'm not sure of the name of one of the segments on your podcast

3) i sometimes fast foward through parts of your podcast

or 4) i'm not emotionally ready to say i'm in love with you

(sorry baby)

(give me time)

i hope that you can find some comfort in the fact

that you are actually much much more psychic than you may realize

thanks for reading the dave update

510 575 HISS

i will buy you a nice cold phosphate if you call

ha ha

this has been the dave update