oh hey

dave addendum

ok

i don't really give a shit about politics any more

but regarding this todd akin moron

if someone uses the phrase

"try to shut that whole thing down"

regarding, uh, ANYTHING

they are probably an idiot

i mean COME ON

"hey boss, the soft serve machine is leaking, what do we do?"

"uhhhhh well um maybe we should try to shut that whole thing down?"

"hey brain, remember that guy who raped you?  his sperm is heading towards me, what should i do?"

"uhhhhhh well um maybe we should try to shut this whole thing down..."

i've been thinking a lot about phrasing lately

with writing, and just in general

and can you please honestly answer me

(oh who am i kidding no one is going to answer me)

is there any way that that phrase doesn't sound dumb?

i can't come up with anything

i can only say it in two voices

one

idiot who has NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT

let's call that my todd akin voice

two

asshole cop who's shutting down the party

one or two?

either way you're a piece of shit in my book

also maybe this is an argument against abstinence only sex ed

because a grown ass man thinks that if you don't like the dude whose sperm is in your vagina you totally won't get pregnant

"no no, the womb or whatever shuts the whole thing down"

how many kids does this moron have?

if the answer is any then he's proven himself WRONG

who the fuck would want a mini-moron in their womb

when they could just shut the whole thing down

this dave update might be better out loud

helllllloooooooooo

today is monday

i'm listening to kate bush

if only i could

i'd make a deal with god

and get him to swap our places

siiiiiiiiigh

i don't know what to do with myself right now

all this month we've been shooting a movie

this saturday is the last day

it's been fun but i will be happy when it is over

for one all this month i've worked sunday thru friday

then shot on saturday

then back to work

for another one i fucking hate having a beard and can't wait to shave this shit

i meant to shave on like the wednesday before we started shooting

because my character is supposed to be kind of burnt out

so i wanted to just be "unshaven"

but come friday i realized "oh shit"

"there went THAT plan"

for another again one it's been really fun shooting

but mostly just because all we're really doing is getting stoned//drunk//etc

like i feel kind of self-conscious during it because it seems like it's gonna be a total mess to edit

last saturday in particular

last saturday it felt like we were all just talking over each other

i actually kind of stopped talking during it because the other two were going a mile a minute ha ha

i can't keep up!

i'm slow young davers

don't make fun

sigh

i don't know why i care anyways

not like i'm doing anything else

fuck this

this has been the dave update