hello

i have a very uncomfortable thing on my neck

like a pimple that hasn't yet peaked

it's annoying

i almost wrote "the most uncomfortable"

but that's LAZY WRITING

the most uncomfortable thing on a neck would probably be something like red hot 90 year old testicles

the loose skin of the ballsac wrapped around your neck

like a flesh colored scarf with wirey stray grey hairs

and the balls themselves are BLAZING hot

so you have to go knuckle deep into this old man's ballsac

and find the balls and get them away from your neck somehow

why this old dude is wrapping his balls around your neck i don't know

i really went for it a little on this imagery

sort of

feel too tired to REALLY go for it

tonight i will be updating DGGBA for the first time in like forever

(dggba.blogspot.com)

(yeah, i have a lot of blogs, fuck you)

(i spend a lot of time alone)

(i realize that's what masturbating is for but i'm telling you)

(i spend A LOT of time alone)

god fucking damn it

my neck hurts and i hate everything

this has been the dave update