hi there

this is a short dave update

i've got nothing to say today

very tired

ok

this has been the dave update

hi everyone

i've had a really strange but good couple of days

i don't have much to say right now

it's a little late for a dave update

but i am feeling very good right now

well

good enough

like not really good and positive and what not

but i feel very

regular

is a word that makes it sound as though i am talking about my bowel movements

(which i'm not)

but i feel more like a person i guess

more like someone capable of feeling things

sort of

i'm not quite hitting the nail on the head here

i just feel kind of excited

no

satisfied

yes

that today i did a lot of things

some of which i enjoyed

and could have complained a bunch about a lot of things

but i didn't, not really

i just felt fine

i remembered to write the dave update tonight

because i kind of wanted to say hi to someone

but in like an indirect way

because my god people

if you think i bug you too much

or if i don't know you and you just think the dave updates are too long

this person gets the WORST of it

but is always really amazing to me

and i think that they are great

and i wanted to tell them that i was thinking about how much i really really appreciate them

but i instead decided to give them something of a present

and am choosing the most indirect and non-invasive/annoying way possible

to tell this sort of anonymous person

"hi, right now i'm in a good mood and i'm thinking about how much i appreciate you"

"i think probably the reason i bug you so much is because you make me happy"

"that's a weird sentence"

"i'm re-reading that out of context and it just doesn't make sense"

"anyways"

"what maybe i mean to say"

"is that something about you being alive makes me happy"

"and when i am bummed and when you are bummed and when we're both bummed"

"me saying hi to you and you saying hi back makes me happy"

"i am happy that you exist and that i've met you"

this is getting long but i'm trying to be cautious with my words

to protect the innocent ha ha

GOD i have never loved peanut butter so much

this is like the best candy i've never had

for those of you who haven't ever eaten peanut butter straight out of the jar

(with a spoon)

let me tell you

i understand your reticence

reticence?

yup reticence

(not retisence)

but you should really take the plunge

DO IT YOUNG DAVERS

i'm trying to use my name as a verb more

but i'm also trying to choose WHEN i use my name as a verb

very cautiously

to protect the humor i suppose

ok

this is probably enough

this has been a late-night dave update