hello again

young davers

here's another joke for you

hm

ok

here we go

this is a new "idea"

which means i don't really know if it's funny or not

probably isn't yet

ok

my sense of humor is maybe a little weird

sometimes what i think is funny just bums people out

the other day i was talking to this girl

who was telling me about how she'd gotten up early that day

and had gotten no sleep the night before

but she still felt really energetic

and full of verve

(she actually didn't say "full of verve")

(to her discredit)

so i replied

"yeah"

"sometimes life doesn't make any sense"

she looked at me as though i was having some sort of a personal tragedy

but really all i was trying to say was like

"sure, life's weird, can i just get my croissanwich or what?"

"y'all do still serve breakfast all day right?"

ok

i have to poop

but i feel like this update is a gyp

since that's not a brand new joke

i'm gonna try and write one while pooping

BEE ARE BEE

ok back

the one i came up with is so horrible

i'm going to write it

and then read it

and then probably delete it

after i confirm that it's for sure stupid

ok

i like getting older, i feel like the older i get the less stupid shit bothers me

also i feel like i believe in less stupid shit as i age

maybe that's why i have more irregular bowel movements now

because i'm getting less comfortable being totally full of shit

WAKKA WAKKA

ok i'm not deleting it but i'm never telling that one again

that's been your wakka wakka moment of the day

and this has been a so-so dave update

please be patient with us as we return to form