hey

to make up for that last HORRIBLE dave update

don't bother going back, it's terrible

anyways

i wanted you all to know a

*dave update*

seeeeeeecrettttttttttttt

hold on i kind of have to look this up


ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh my internet sucksssssssssssssssss

ok

FINALLY JEEZ

so there have beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

327 dave updates

BUT

2 of them are "drafts"

one of those "drafts" is this one that is currently in progress

BUT WHAT OF THE OTHER DRAFT?

(i'm sure you all said?)

well

the other draft i've considered deleting several times

because obviously it will never be finished

but every time i start to delete it i think

"nah that's too funny"

i think part of that humor is that it's a draft and will never be published

so maybe i am about to ruin that slight bit of humor

but fuck it

below is the copy//pasted text

of the LOST DRAFT OF THE DAVE UPDATE......

"hiiiiiiiiiii

you guiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

why can't i stop eatinggggggggggggg

"

still pretty funny to me!

this has been a dave update b-side