hi there

i rearranged my room a little bit

then i got really really stoned

and i think i want to put a wall in my room

like, a half wall

waist high

with a tile counter-top

i had this idea which i thought was funny

because i was STONED

stoned to the bone, for real

holy stoned

but i was thinking about my new place

and for some reason i was thinking about it like....

our house....

was its own city

and in this metaphor

all of us kind of live in the suburbs

but maybe they're like, rival suburbs?

not that there's any sort of rivalry between any of us

but it's just a funny idea i was having

i started thinking of my room and mikey's room

as neighboring houses

and kim and jacy live in the other suburb

kim is the queen of the other suburb by the way

because her room is bigger and there's a throne for oso in it

and if you think that sounds ridiculous

you clearly have not met oso

there is no dog better deserving of a throne than oso

i love that dog

anyways

so i was really into this theme of our house being a city

the living room is i guess downtown

the bathrooms are....

ok i haven't completely thought this metaphor through yet

but the point is

i want to kind of make a suburban theme to my room

but not in a bad way

i mean

i guess i really just want to put that tile countertop in

anyways

i got really deeeeeep in that metaphor last night

and i listened to records on my new turntable

I HAVE A NEW TURNTABLE AND IT'S RAD

i've never seen one with the arm actually in the dust cover

i've needed a new one for awhile, the left channel was shot on my old one

i'm not going to talk about my new turntable

even though i am really excited about it

i'm going to talk about my room more

in the bedroom half of my room

THAT'S RIGHT

there's a bedroom HALF

there's kind of a gap in the ceiling

not like a hole that shouldn't be there

but like a vertical nook

i had a good idea for that

my room doesn't get any sunlight

so i'm going to put a light in the nook

on a timer

and put some sheets over it

so it'll be like a skylight

and i'll have my own sun

MY OWN FUCKING SUN

MY OWN FUCKING SUN

MY OWN FUCKING SUN!!!!!

i'm sorry to brag but that rules

i'm really never going to leave my room though

i'm just going to start writing really really really really long dave updates

that i'll get paid for by um, someone

and then i'll only leave my room when i want to go "downtown"

or to the kitchen

which i also don't really have a place for in this metaphor

but either way

life will be good for me in this new city

please do come and visit

book a trip at 510 575 HISS

wish we were there!

this has been the dave update