hello warlords

warthogs

wildmen

wegetarians

today i am feeling a little odd

hard to describe exactly but

it's one of those days where i feel like i might break something

but not in a like

I'M SO ANGRY way

but just in a

i'm bored, let's see what happens when i drop this way

my last therapy session ended on a really strange note

it was kind of a bummer session all around

but at the end i said something like

"that's just this bullshit life, keeps going on and on"

or something like that

(i like cussing with my therapist)

(she'll cuss back)

(i know that's not really that special a thing)

(but she does it in an australian accent)

(it's very refreshing)

(ha ha)

anyways

i said that and we just sat and stared for a little while

and then she said "we have to stop"

(our time was up)

maybe i should be worried about people reading all of this

i mean i think if i read this and didn't know me

i probably wouldn't have a good feeling about me

definitely wouldn't call me

well

maybe i would

i mean just for the story

i'm applying for an adult film right now

it sounds funny to me because it's described as

"a short independent adult film"

which makes it sound more like an art school project than anything

i don't imagine they'll write me back

but it'd be funny if they did

sigh

i wonder what would happen if i just knocked my monitor off my desk

this has been another dave down-date