hi there

dave update

wa-hoo

this one is sort of "by request"

not that someone was like

HEY WRITE ME A DAVE UPDATE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BESSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT

but because someone was like

"hey i think it's funny that you've been calling some dave updates dave down-dates"

and i realized that i've been taking credit for someone else's joke

young davers

"dave down-date" is not my joke

my friend julie came up with it

because she asked for a personal dave update

(again, not like HEY WRITE ME A DAVE UPDATE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BESSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT)

(more like "dave update please")

(which)

(while i appreciate the excitement of the all caps request)

(let's be real)

(no one should be that excited for a dave update)

(also the word "please" is always appreciated)

(it's called manners people)

anyways

she asked for a personal dave update

and i gave her one

but i was in a shitty mood

so after i was finished she was like

MORE LIKE DAVE DOWN-DATE

and i thought that was funny

so i stole it

sorry julie

hey young davers

go check out julie's photo tumblr

penelopepopsicle.tumblr.com

and get to know her in general

she's cool

in fact it's possible that you are only reading this

because she linked to the dave update from her blog

the other time i told a story that had her in it

it was the one about how she actually thought my cat was my girlfriend

hm

what else was i supposed to do marissa???

oh yeah

here are links to hagar the womb songs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F__a2Y712Ws

actually fuck it

i don't feel like posting a bunch of related videos when they're all on the same page anyways

that song is the best bee tea dubs

enjoy it

even if you are not marissa

ok

i could rant on some other shit right now but let's keep this cheery

this has been the dave UPdate