hello there

i went home sick yesterday

ok

so

it sucks being sick when you have a guest in town

because even in this case

where my guest is sick as well

and all we did was watch episodes of newsradio

and harold and maude

(she'd never seen it!)

(holy diver i cried BIG TIME at the end this time, jeebus)

(i never caught before that maude was a holocaust survivor!)

(also apparently there's a scene cut from the movie)

(where they made giant letters from driftwood)

(to spell out the words "FUCK WAR")

UGHHHHHHHHH

i still feel GROSS

but these bitchy e-mails don't answer themselves

but anyways

i just feel bad because my friend is visiting the city

and we've gone here and there

but ultimately i think we've just spent a lot of time smoking weed and watching tv

i mean we made it to bay area 51 one night

and also the beach, etc

i still feel like i'm slackin on the whole "painting the town red" thing

but i also feel like shit

so what can you do

ok

i don't really have brain power for a long good classic dave rant

oh

here's a story

i have a friend

named christi ginger

hope she doesn't mind that she's been outed as a friend of mine

she was actually an ex

so if anyone is coming to my blog

because they searched for "dirt on christi ginger"

510 575 HISS

i got all the dirt you need

ha ha

JUST KIDDING

snitches get stitches

and christi was always super sweet, even when she dumped me ha ha

ANYWAYS

she has a unique sense of humor

which frankly i was always blown away by

she's INSANELY creative

and we don't really talk much any more

so rest assured that this isn't me just building up some friend of mine

christi ginger is hilarious

MOVING ON

this story is taking forever

christi works at twitter

and has a funny picture for her avatar or whatever the fuck

(i don't get twitter)

it's her wearing those new year's eve glasses

the glasses were for 2010 i think?

and both the zeroes were the eye holes

but it was for 2011

so christi put a "+1" on the glasses

i thought it was really funny

so when i was still on twitter

i tweeted at her

"i love your picture, classic ginger!"

and she wrote back

"thanks, yeah, my face is pretty classic me huh?"

this story might not be funny at all

please remember readers

I DON'T OWE YOU SHIT

also my head feels like it is full of nitrous

so sue me if my christi ginger story wasn't funny

later

this has been the dave update