hi everyone

boy did i just have a weird thought

because of how cows are overmilked

a craving for chocolate milk

could actually be referred to as

"a thirst for bloooooooooooooood"

this has been a nauseating but true dave update

oh shit

dave addendum

i think it's worth mentioning

that i had this thought

because i had a craving for chocolate milk

what's up with me and the sweets lately?

i ate 3 donuts the other night

in two separate places no less

i ate one

at one place

and then i biked to a different place

and ate two

both of these "places"

were donut shops

HEY!

MUST BE THE HONEY!

this has been a fascinating dave addendum

OH WOW!

one final thought

i think i'm going to make dave update t-shirts

they are just gonna say "sparks rule!"

if you want one you know the number

510 575 HISS

this has been a pretty good dave update, i like it!