me: i'm gonna do generator shows again

weekly

i gotta get a generator but i think i have to do this

even if it's just for myself i need to do it

8:51 PM this is a good idea

*lastdoor [at] gmail: * oh that's a good idea

oops

lastdoor [at] gmail: oh that's a good idea

there it is

me: thanks daniel

lastdoor [at] gmail: make love to me

8:52 PM me: i knew it!

i always knew you were only interested in me for sex

this gchat proves it

as i will post in tomorrow's dave update

oh fuck it

tonights

oops

tonight's

right?

ok

bye daniel

lastdoor [at] gmail: bye

8:53 PM lastdoor [at] gmail: hey dude don't actually post my address

post it as lastdoor [at] gmail because otherwise i'll get spam

me: oh yeah good call

will do

lastdoor [at] gmailthanks

8:54 PM lastdoor [at]gmail: l8r

me: hahahahahahaha

who the fuck types l8r

l8r d00d

nerd

bye

hi there fellow davers

i am very hungover

hey

help me remember to pick up my friend's banjo later

no joke

ugg

there's a lot of shit i could talk about but i ain't gonna

right now i'm going to tell you how hungover i am

i am very hungover

i feel like vomiting but don't think i will

sigh

sigh sigh sigh

i don't drink as often as i used to so this is much worse than it used to be

when i was living in oakland the first time i used to go out a bunch

back then my hangover cure was a CAN of coke

always a can

for some reason fountain drink/bottle didn't work

dunno why not

now it's coffee

has to be warm

to keep my cold cold heart from stopping

life is weird y'all

y'all are weird too

what's yr deal y'all?

huh

i'm gonna listen to grandmaster flash

do something about it y'all

i fuckin dare you

hm

this is a weird version

it's all tremolo-y

it claims to be the original

HERE WE GO

whoa, sneaky bongos

VISION DREAMS OF PASSION

AND ALL THE WHILE I THINK OF YOU

A VERY STRANGE REACTION

THE MORE I SEE THE MORE I DO

BABY

god the way he says baby is fuckin killllller

BABY

GET HIGHER BABY

GET HIGHER BABY

GET HIGHER BABY

AND DON'T EVER COME DOWN

this is turning into my favorite dave update

and now i'm having fun BABY

i need some one on one BABY

BABY

BABY

blowwwwwww awayyyyyyyyyyyyy

WHOA wind chimes on crystals

if you get hooked baby

it's nobody else's fault SO DON'T DO IT

i heard that since grandmaster flash knew this was gonna be a big hit they added some stuff so it would sound more anti-drug

like SO DON'T DO IT, comes in totally off-rhythm

i mean there's still a bunch of snorting sounds in the background

FREEEEEEEEEEZE

ROCK

this fucking song rules

and y'all know it

BABY

ok

this has been the dave update BABY