hi!

i am bored out of my mind!

i am at a film shoot

at my work

for BORING BUSINESS VIDEOS

these people are SO LAME

FUCK THE CLOUD

THE CLOUD IS STUPID AND SO ARE YOUR LAME JOKES

virtual bouncer?

that's not funny

"hey do you know of any apps where i could download cocktails?"

"wouldn't that be cool?"

i can't believe i'm dignifying these people with a dave update

this dave update is now about tacos

because any broke ass motherfucker slinging tacos for a living

is more important than any of these rich piles of shit

wearing suits and talking about how their money can make your money make more money

ALL Y'ALL BITCHES CAN EAT A DICK

i just yelled that at them

(in my head)

someone just said

"hey this is a funny story"

"the other story r kelly was at the office!"

and people LAUGHED

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

this has been the dave update