hi there

how goes it

i've been reading the archives of the dave update lately

and i've decided that this is the best blog on the internet

even better than okcenemies

which is really funny

but sometimes horrible

(and not really a blog either)

no one is better than me

like, usually

i mean

let's be honest

sometimes this blog sucks

but i mean

"view random post"

COME ON

this shit is gold

sigh

i thought bragging about how great i am would lead me somewhere

and i would write another amazing blog entry

but i don't know if i'm gonna get there today

this has been a bad week

i did get a computer today though

hellooooooooooooo 21st century

i bet the future is gonna smell awful

not that the past was that fragrant

hm

should i start titling the dave updates?

titling?

looks like tilting

once a store wrote me and told me he was only interested in our "cream titles"

it really grossed me out so i never wrote him back

hahahahahaha

that's a completely true story

see how great this blog is?

i was thinking i should start titling them

hm

titleing?

nope

titling looks really weird though

hm

naming?

nope

...

sigh

titling

ANYWAYS

i was thinking "not that the past was that fragrant" was a funny phrase

and would make a good title for this blog entry

and then i thought "dave d'estroyer, salesperson" would be funny

but that's just because of that story about "cream titles"

is that story even funny?

sigh

this blog fucking sucks

this has been the dave update