hello there

i told myself i was gonna write a dave update today

but i feel like i don't really have a lot to say

maybe i'll do a general health update

maybe this will be like the episode in whatever dramatic series

where they realize they're getting really deep in all the characters

and it's impossible for anyone to catch up

so they spend the whole episode getting the audience back up to speed

let's see

ok

ONE

been having a lot of trouble sleeping lately

mostly just getting to bed

i've been getting weird bursts of energy at like 11 pm

where i just won't even have a chance of getting to bed within the next 3 hours

last night i got to bed early-ish

but woke up 3 times throughout the night

TWO

been doing a lot of plumbing lately

including installing a sink in my room

that's exciting for me but i think everyone who i tell about it really doesn't give a shit

i honestly don't know what's so exciting about it for me

but it IS

so there

THREE

incredibly sexually frustrated lately

i mean this is nothing new

regular readers of the dave update certainly don't need to be told this

but either way it's a distraction

it's not even so much the sex part i'm realizing lately

it's just the contact

right now more than sex i just want to hang out with someone's head in my lap

(NOT LIKE THAT)

or my head in someone's lap

(NOT LIKE THAT)

or arm in arm

or whatever

bleh

enough

FOUR

corn tortillas are delicious

FIVE

fuck this list nonsense

i'm over it

i don't like this dave update at all