hello

how are you?

i'm better thank you

yesterday was surprisingly dark

but then it got better, eventually

this sink in my room business is seriously great

i'm not sure why it's something where i need to grant myself permission to just hang out in my room

but now when i'm hanging out in my room

i can feel better about it

because i can brush my teeth or something

that's weird to say out loud

what's wrong with me?

suddenly i feel kind of silly about this

WHATEVER

hm

in any case

today i am very clean

and it feels good

i mean i'm currently flossed

oh!

that reminds me of a new slang term

my brother and i were talking the other night

(that's a whole different story, jeez)

but he was telling me about how he and his girlfriend were arguing about something

and he decided to just end the argument or whatever

and i can't remember exactly how he put it

or what he really said

but what i heard was

"so i decided, fuck being right or whatever"

"who really cares"

"so i ended the argument with some joke"

"and everything was FLOSS"

i thought that sounded so cool

i mean floss just slides right out of yr teeth

like

boom

slide

done

flosssssssss

niiiiiiiice

i watched "in the soup" last night for the first time in awhile

i'd forgotten how good it was

hm

lately i don't really feel inspired to write good dave updates

i blame you, young davers

how many contests do i have to have on this damn blog

before some stranger calls my phone number looking to chat?

you disappoint me internet

i'll leave you with this one thought

the other day i referred to the internet as "psychic tobacco"

because it's addictive and unhealthy

i stand by this metaphor

if you disagree

five

one

oh

five

seven

five

HISS

sucka

let's argue about it because you will LOSE

this has been the dave challenge