hi there

i know

twice in one day

very exciting

i just had an idea that i liked though

i'm sure this will be another idea that never comes to fruition

like my plans to start an amateur naked therapy practice

(not as pervy as it sounds)

ANYWAYS

young davers

it probably won't surprise you to hear

that i am often sad and at home doing nothing

perhaps you have found yourself in the same position?

well

IF SO

please call or text 510 575 HISS

with the message "sad plans"

and if i'm available we'll come up with something we can do

that won't necessarily cheer us up but will at least give us grumpy company

ha ha

grumpy company

I MADE THAT UP

you can also text me with "grumpy company"

same diff

ok

it's not amateur naked therapy but it's a start

finally dave d'estroyer is giving back to the depressed community

this has been a bonus dave udpate