hi there

feeling pretty tired

waste rig recorded last night

i felt weird during it

very self-conscious

i remember thinking

"i shouldn't have worn this sweater"

why would that matter?

i don't know

my brain is weird and i just wish it would be normal sometimes

like

i wish it could balance a check-book

or get a morning routine

outside of "masturbate if it's too hard to get out of bed"

which does work by the way

but if you're having trouble getting out of bed

you're probably already running late

and masturbating isn't gonna get you there any earlier

ha ha

i just realized that one of my co-workers reads this blog sometimes

and if she reads this entry

every time i'm late for work she'll probably think it's because i was masturbating

well

she'll probably be right about half the time

ha ha ha

SORRY ANDY

let's see what else

it's fucking cold in here

i had the best day monday but now i feel all shitty again

meh

i think i'm done talking right now

you can't force yourself into someone's life

also it's pretty hard to force yourself out of someone's life too

both of these things really bother me

but that's life kiddo

this has been the dave update