hi there

quick dave update because the other one was not good i don't think

i have another joke for you all

all my young davers

nobody likes this joke but me

oh!

i have two jokes for you actually

both based on true stories

i'm gonna tell the one nobody likes first

i actually got a bad fortune in a fortune cookie once

it read:

"your judgement is a little off at this time"

i couldn't believe it but then i thought

"well, i mean, i did eat that cookie"

"maybe it's right"

nobody ever laughs at that

now this one

i saw my psychiatrist the other day

he had me on a new antidepressant

and was asking about side effects, etc

finally he asked if there had been any sexual side effects

i thought about it for a minute

and replied

"you know, it hasn't come up"

(i may have already told you that one before, sorry)

this has been a bonus dave update