hi there

i feel miserable

BIG FUCKING SURPRISE

who even cares

hey!

i have an idea!

why don't i fucking write about it?

that'll help me "sort it out"

you know, in my head

and then i'll feel a little better

plus by "puttin it out there"

the internet will let all my friends know that i'm having trouble right now

and then they'll get in touch

because they care

this is gonna be EASY

and i will totally feel like life is worth living after this

because people are kind to me

here in san francisco

god fucking damnit

ok

fuck this

this has been another fucking dave update and there will be another one and another one and another one