hello there

it's me

hm

i wrote such a long dave update yesterday that i don't have anything to talk about today

and lately life doesn't hold many stories

unless sleeping through my alarm counts as a story

let's just lie here instead okay?

we don't have to talk

i just want some company

should i put a record on?

ok

i'm putting on a record

the same george-edwards group record i've been listening to lately

not the "archives" one that just came out even though i think i might like that one more

38:38

no, let's lie on the floor

this rug's pretty clean i think, it's fine

i'm gonna put on mood lighting

because i just want to lie down and not think like at all

you can put your arm around me if you want

but don't get any ideas

...

this is nice

i'm glad you came over

we should do this more often

oh i love this song

...

yeah you can smoke in here

...

...

oh sorry i kind of dozed off a little there

i never do stuff like this

i feel like life is such a non-adventure lately

we should change that

i've been trying to do more different stuff lately

but it's not really the same alone you know?

i mean i always do stuff alone so i guess i just ASSUME that it's not really the same

whatever, i'm just glad you're here

do you like this record?

well let's watch something then

i don't know

you pick

oh!

we downloaded parker lewis can't lose just recently

yeah, and it's totally a vhs rip too

looks great

even has clips of some commercials

"parker lewis can't lose is brought to you by: Clairol Nice & Easy"

hahahahaha

wanna watch that?

yesssssssssss

i loved this show as a kid

i used to race home after swim practice so we could catch it

and then american gladiators came on afterwards

i really wanted to be on american gladiators

i remember i used to go over to my friend's house and play "assault"

i think that's what it was called

the one where you have to run from spot to spot

and try and hit the target above the gladiator

who is shooting like tennis balls at you

my friend lived near this country club

or in this country club

or something like that

he was loaded, i don't really know the context

but he had a room in his house that was really long

and had a staircase on one side

so he'd stand up on the staircase

and throw tennis balls at me

(we got the tennis balls from the country club's courts)

(you're welcome for that alliteration by the way)

and he had like nerf dart guns

i would leave the room and he would hide them behind couches and obstacles

and then i'd come back and have to find the guns and try and shoot him

dude cheated a LOT

but it was still fun

obviously we didn't get to do this when his parents were home

he had a crazy dog

jay was his name

his dog was part wolf

kinda scary to be honest

don't remember the dog's name

his sister was cool too

katie

wonder what they're up to

...

well

it's getting late

this was really fun though

i'm glad you came by

uh this weekend i'm probably working

but we can find some time if you wanna hang

cool

alright talk to you then

byeeeee

(see?)

(look at all the fun you could be having with me)

(we don't even have to listen to that record)

(i have SO MANY records to choose from)

(ha ha ha)

(all of this could be yours)

(any of yours)

(510 575 HISS)

(if no one calls me this weekend)

(i'm going to beat someone up)

(ha ha ha)

(ok)

this has been the dave update