Wednesday, June 15, 2016

hey y'all

this dave update is a public service announcement

a PSA

a public service A

a P service A

WHATEVER

goldfish aren't as good as you remember

they're gross

they taste like fucking sandpaper

don't buy them

it doesn't matter if you're stoned on drunk or whatever

they taste like shit

don't get them

how have you been?

hm

well

i don't care about you either

this has been a cranky dave update
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2 comments:

  1. atlJune 17, 2016 at 3:44 AM

    I'm good, thanks for asking.

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    1. Capt. Dave DestroyerJune 17, 2016 at 10:12 AM

      hey andy last night i had a dream where earl kuck gave the revolver sales team an inspirational speech about how some times you have to spend some money to do the right thing before revealing his idea to release a 7" with two songs from some jokey meatballs style movie (i wish i could remember which one?)

      glad you are well. do you have liberty spikes again? i hope so. i'm going to send you cat pictures today so hope you haven't changed your number.

      heart - dave

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