HI THERE

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today i am doing a dave update on video

i thought it would be a funny idea to record myself

typing

...

so far it is a little distracting

i think maybe it's funny?

OH WHO FUCKING CARES

GO EAT SHIT

i think that the video is probably without sound

because i don't get this computer stuff

but maybe it's better that you can't actually hear me

laughing at my own thoughts

alone in my room

listening to not one but two different fans running

it's like a white noise machine

but one that is meant to annoy you

i need to get out more

and by out i don't mean

"out on the internet"

even though i actually dressed up a little

not like DRESSED UP

but i definitely looked at myself before i started recording

i'm gonna look at myself again

wait here

i think the storm clouds are a good choice

i don't really know why i think filming this is funny

but i'm pretty sure it is

although i am worried that if i get in the habit of it

i will start to forget that it is on

i already almost picked my nose

did you notice????

i'll do it again

see how i went to pick it

but then pretended i was just scratching an itch?

dave d'estroyer ladies and gentlemen

master at the art of

uh

slyly picking his nose?

wait

no

because i didn't actually pick it

oh fuck this

hahahaha

i tried to put 2 fingers up one nostril

DFSN

i don't know how these fetish webcammers do it

now my nose hurts a little

ok

apparently we have company

so i'ma wrap dis up

(dis = this)

uh

fuck a sick dick

(i got that one from laura dern)

(so good!)

this has been the dave update

EDIT - it didn't work!

so here's my question

now that there is no video

is it funnier or less funny?

post a comment and let me know

this is YOUR dave update you know

WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY IT'S BEEN SO QUIET LATELY

this has been yet another dave guilt trip