hi everyone

i had to write

well

LET ME COLLECT MY THOUGHTS

for just a moment

ok

this is less a dave update

than an open letter to the ford company

and a question i honestly want answered

ok

dear ford company

(or whatever)

your new hybrid automobile is called the c-max

can you think of any more obvious words//terms

that could be used as both car names//nicknames for the clitoris?

because i dave d'estroyer honestly can't

well

lemme try

(it should probably start with a c, right?)

(i mean cuz c = clit and apparently c's are good luck for cars)

(or something about toyota)

(or was it honda?)


(OH GOD DAMN IT I'M GETTING DISTRACTED)



(anyways)

(c)

the best i can do right now is c-turbo

but c-turbo doesn't include the x at the end

which has obvious pornographic precidence

presidence?

ew i don't think so

precedence!

yeah!

maybe

ANYWAYS MR FORD

i'd like to know if you can come up with anything better

also i'd like to know if this was intentional

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why am i awake

this has been the dave update