Monday, August 20, 2012
oh hey
dave addendum
ok
i don't really give a shit about politics any more
but regarding this todd akin moron
if someone uses the phrase
"try to shut that whole thing down"
regarding, uh, ANYTHING
they are probably an idiot
i mean COME ON
"hey boss, the soft serve machine is leaking, what do we do?"
"uhhhhh well um maybe we should try to shut that whole thing down?"
"hey brain, remember that guy who raped you? his sperm is heading towards me, what should i do?"
"uhhhhhh well um maybe we should try to shut this whole thing down..."
i've been thinking a lot about phrasing lately
with writing, and just in general
and can you please honestly answer me
(oh who am i kidding no one is going to answer me)
is there any way that that phrase doesn't sound dumb?
i can't come up with anything
i can only say it in two voices
one
idiot who has NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT
let's call that my todd akin voice
two
asshole cop who's shutting down the party
one or two?
either way you're a piece of shit in my book
also maybe this is an argument against abstinence only sex ed
because a grown ass man thinks that if you don't like the dude whose sperm is in your vagina you totally won't get pregnant
"no no, the womb or whatever shuts the whole thing down"
how many kids does this moron have?
if the answer is any then he's proven himself WRONG
who the fuck would want a mini-moron in their womb
when they could just shut the whole thing down
this dave update might be better out loud
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hey i'm posting this in the comments thing because i felt like i wanted to write it down really more just to sort out my thoughts and to not be angry at this guy i don't know but i mean why on earth would i even want to make a new update for this weiner? so! i read this somewhere, context on it is a little weird but it's not even worth rephrasing - "Rape is never legitimate. It's an evil act. It's committed by violent predators," Akin said [to clarify his mis-statement]. "I used the wrong words the wrong way." - to me all this says is how thoroughly clueless this guy is, he doesn't seem to realize that 1) a lot of us are just baffled at his complete misunderstanding of the female reproductive system and 2) i don't think people are presuming that you think some rapes are justified or "legitimate," i think people (myself, for one) are upset because your initial comment (and subsequent correction) implies that you are so misogynist to think that enough women make up false rape accusations that the meaning of the word has been compromised to the point that it requires an additional adjective. people are upset because your brain thinks that some kinds of rape don't really count, and at this point i can only really speak for me, but it's disheartening to find out that someone can work as a legislator for so long (or hell, just be ALIVE for so long) without learning any sort of empathy for (or even just the basic anatomy of) the opposite sex. ok that's enough, i feel better
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