hello

it seems like lately the dave updates have been either annoying political rants

or dream recall

this one will at least begin as one of the latter

last night i had a dream where i was in some sort of a group

maybe like a focus group but sort of more useful

like we were actually doing something that we wanted to do

for some reason we ordered pizza from domino's

i remember even saying "wait why are we ordering from domino's???"

but whatever

FINE GUYS GET SOME SHITTY PIZZA

SEE IF I CARE

but when it arrived there was a bunch of stuff in there that we didn't order

the one thing that i remember was that we got a box of shrimp that we didn't order

i imagine they were probably breaded shrimp but who really knows

um

i was hoping i would remember more to this dream

but i guess that's all i have

i feel HORRIBLE today

not like mentally horrible

physically

physickally

i don't think i have any allergies but i imagine this is what it feels like when you are allergic to air

headache, kind of delirious

but not delirious enough to remember fever dreams apparently

nor am i wearing a big ugly red leather suit

was that delirious?

or wait

that was raw i think

what's the other one?

delirious right?

am i even spelling that right?

fuck i have to look this up

yup

eddie murphy "delirious" quotes

Now, a brother's dick is too big, so it'll fuck up his balance... Every time you see a brother in a wheelchair, he ain't always crippled.

GOOD ONE EDDIE

now do another 20 minute riff on faggots

maybe that'll make people forget about norbit

norbet?

norberg?

FUCK THIS

this has been a delirious dave update