hi there

tonight i got distracted by the internet

and found one of those sites where it's just a bunch of internet multi-player games





it had a game that is just a take off of win lose or draw

for those of you WEIRDOS

who don't know WIN LOSE OR DRAW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

don't make me grab the hose

get off of my front blog you little brats

ANYWAYS

if you don't know the rules

they give you a word or a short phrase

and you have to draw it

so that people can guess it

and get points

if you get the most points

the acne vanishes from your face and all the kids at school think you are cool

i assume so at least because it was definitely only kids playing this game


i know this because i spent like the last 2 hours playing

instead of drawing the word though

i'd play word association

and then draw the word the original word made me think of

like i got "mall" so i drew a pretzel and a pizza and an orange julius

there's a time limit too which makes things more fun

because if you guess the word the clock stops

but if you don't all the kids just (type-)shout the wrong word

usually spelled wrong

followed by "??????" and "lolwtf???"

oh ps kids seriously write that shit!

like lolwtf and what not

8 yr olds and 34 yr old internet programmers speak like the exact same lingo

it's creepy

it's also creepy how self-conscious kids are!

like any time a kid draws something that no one gets they're instantly like "OMGsosorry!!!!!!!!!!"

kind of sad actually

after awhile i noticed that i would finish the drawing before the time would go out

so i'd just type out the explanation

explanation?

that word never looks right

KEEP MOVING DAVE YOU'RE ON A ROLL

ok dave

i'd type the explainatioanioonano

as though the kids were stupid for not making the connection

like once my word was "picnic"

so i drew a girl with a ponytail crying

and then typed "i don't eat applesauce any more because my dad made me eat applesauce off his penis when we were having a...."

kids are smart though too, they catch on quick

like i did this one drawing

the word was "gardener"

i drew a picture frame

then i drew a man and a woman hugging in the picture

and then i drew a lightning bolt separating them

and wrote "my parents got a divorce because my dad was banging the...."

instantly someone typed "gardaner!"

"oops gardener lol"

come play with me sometime

this has been the dave update