OH SHIT

i had a dream last night!

i was in the desert sort of but there was water

and i saw a wolf and we stared at each other for a long time

during this staring contest i somehow realized that i needed that wolf's help to survive

i tried to communicate that to him through my eyes but he got weirded out and started to walk away

so i bolted after him and he ran but i tackled him and got him in like a rodeo hold

like maybe i was about to hogtie him or something

he was biting at my hand but i just kept telling him to calm down

but like in a dog voic

e

not like "rhalm dohwn" like scooby doo or something

but i was kind of squeaking at him like i was wounded

TOTALLY WORKED TOO

he started to fight me less and i started petting him and then eventually we were buddies

but then i woke up this morning

AND HAD BITE MARKS IN MY ARM

WAS IT REALLY JUST A DREAM??????

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE END

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 Stefan:  you shitting me?

bite marks?

for real?

 me:  everything was real except for the bite marks

 Stefan:  that is a rad dream

I think it's a good sign dave

I think it's a very good sign

things are looking up for dave gulbis

 me:  i don't know, it felt weird, it was really violent but i remember in the dream when he was biting my arm thinking "there is no pain, nothing can hurt you"

which was kind of intense but definitely felt cool

 Stefan:  it's good very good

 me:  i mean i had a dream where i wrestled a fuckin wolf

 Stefan:  anyway I've been off work for five minutes but stuck around to hear the end of your dream

now I'm out

 me:  hahahahahahaha

 Stefan:  I'll try to find you a robe

 me:  thanks stefan!

 Stefan:  lates

 me:  oh no, i still have other places to try

don't worry bout me, there is no pain

later