hello

so

i'm a little upset right now

because i had this HILARIOUS joke

that no one else seems to think is funny

i had a russian customer place an order

and his name showed up as:

–ú–∏—Ö–∞–∏–ª –¢—É–º–∞–Ω–æ–≤

which is funny enough on its own

but then IIIIIII said

"i feel like i need a bike horn to pronounce that name"

and NO ONE LAUGHED

what the fuck?

that's hilarious

you people are idiots

fuck all y'all

i'm out

this has been the funniest dave update ever and if you don't get it then FUCK OFF