hello

i really should have stayed home today

i feel horrible

i feel like my head is a lump of purple mush

that is somehow in between a vice grip

i feel especially stupid today

and gross

and i'm cold

and life is stupid

and fuck fuck fuck

fuck fuck fuck

blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

let's have another dave update contest

first person to fuck off wins a kick in the chest

hahahahahahha

ok that's not the contest but that made me laugh

first person to text me today gets 5 good records

text me what kind of records you'd like to get for free

and i'll go through my collection and pull 5 for you

don't request anything too specific

because you won't get it

just text me something like

"it's raining today and i need something to listen to"

that's a good one, i've got plenty of rainy day music

anyways

510 575 HISS

if no one enters i'm gonna chop off a finger

fucking TRY ME

this has been a very moody dave udpate