hi there

weird day

already

woke up this morning at 6

couldn't get back to sleep for an hour

i hate that

i am the worst at waking up

i can only wake up when i'm in someone else's bed

i was actually thinking about this last night

waking up in someone else's bed is probably the only time that i wake up and feel good

i just always wake up and feel TIRED

but if i'm in someone else's bed it's like

"hello there, where am i? who are you? this is new"

that makes it sound like i get amnesia every morning

does one "get" amnesia?

maybe one "suffers from" amnesia

is amnesia even the right word here?

hm

WHATEVER

anyways

i saw something really great on the way to work

this dude yelled down an alley

"ain't you got something better to do than play in the water?"

then he just started cracking up

so i looked down the alley

and there was a cop

with his feet in a puddle

and the most sheepish, guilty look on his face

i called it the "that may not have just been a fart" face

that was funny, that was a good start to the day

then someone called me an asshole for trying to turn left on my bike

and those good vibes went down the tubes

oh well

maybe he meant it as a compliment

this has been the dave update