hi there

uh

i don't know

i could talk about a lot but really i should work

yeah

i know

the dave update has been subpar lately

maybe i should tell a joke

what do masturbation and procrastination have in common?

they're both fun until you realize you're just fucking yourself

i am confident that the dave update will again return to its former glory

but right now i have had a friend in town and for whatever reason i only feel like writing when i have more time to myself

until then young davers

until then

this has been the dave update