hi there

if yesterday was #99

then today is the 100th dave update

and i'm gonna say this right fucking now

if someone doesn't say "congrats" or "good job" to me

i'm going to go on a brutal killing spree

I FUCKING DARE YOU TO TEST ME ON THIS

510 575 HISS

i'm not really gonna kill anyone

but you would make my day better if you took

A SINGLE MOMENT FROM YOUR PRECIOUS FUCKING LIFE

to say "hey dave 100 huh? how bout that"

sorry, i'm laughing about this but reading it now it looks kind of serious

whatever

today has bad written all over it

for one i have something of a hangover

which is pretty unusual these days

i had like 3 beers last night too

i don't think i want to drink any more

i quit for like a month and a half or so

and last night i didn't really get drunk or anything

i just stayed up late

plus it was hot

so now i have a headache

i had vivid dreams last night but they were horrible

i mean things like digging my nails into my arm to tear out another place where this staph infection popped up

i feel bad right now

i am tired of feeling lonely

i don't want to talk about this on the 100th dave update

i do one of these a day

usually

sometimes two

sometimes i skip a day

that means i've been doing this for over 3 months

and there have been no

"oh wow the best thing happened last night"

dave updates

and i started doing this because i was bored and alone for AWHILE

so do the math

apparently "son of my father" isn't actually a chicory tip song?

i was at a bar last night and someone played it

i got all excited, like, who the fuck is playing this song?

and i went up to the dj and was like, hey, chicory tip? COOL

and he gave me a look

and was like NO DUDE

then i just started crying

and i wet my pants but i don't think it was related to that

sometimes it happens

ha ha

parts of that story might not be true

i ran into a friend on the way home last night

who said that apparently the stars are aligned in a weird way right now

maybe not a weird way, maybe it's normal

but weird things are supposed to happen?

i hope so

i've had enough dull to last 3 quilts

i wish i was asleep

and i wish i had something better to talk to you about

i don't think things are ever going to get better

because i don't know what i want i just know that i'm unhappy

i saw michael yonkers last night

and he played a really intense hateful set

he kept on eyeing the crowd and he looked nervous but he also looked pissed

like "fuck you fucking people"

he played a song that was all about how he used to care but nothing matters now

i was on board young readers

i was on board

this has been the 100th dave update