hey there

wow

this is the longest i've gone without a dave update

i mean, not counting the time before i wrote dave updates

i hate to admit it but this one is gonna be brief too

yesterday i took the day off and went to the beach

i didn't know it was a "clothing-optional" beach

but that made it a lot more entertaining actually

plus it's hard to be self-conscious when there's a big ol fat naked dude on the beach

before we left i ran into the ocean naked, just to try it

it was great

dear readers

i recommend swimming in the ocean naked

i honestly didn't think it would be that cool but it felt great

i mean i don't know how to explain it without sounding like, mystical or whatever

but it just felt unreal

i don't know

i love the ocean

i'll talk more someday soon

this has been the dave update