hello

i've done it

i've really done it this time

i've forwarded an e-mail full of cute animal pictures

how deep will this hole go??????

ha ha

they are really cute

let me know if you want me to forward it to you as well

I LIKE ANIMALS DUDE DEAL WITH IT

i don't have a lot to talk about today, really still too much work to do

i thought the last episode of oprah was disappointing

i tried to tell all the nurses in the hospital that i was having an oprah party

they refused to write it on my chart to let everyone know

but it's probably good they did

all oprah did was talk about god in this kind of generic way

i have this ex-girlfriend who is really into baffling youtube comments

it's hard to define what "baffling" means in that sentence

but i found one today that i wanted to forward to her

"i want to speak chinese so bad. i guess that's why i am taking chinese next semester"

this was on one of those NMA videos

with the weird animations about current events

why would someone write that?

what do they expect will come from that statement?

it's

"baffling"

ok

this weekend is a three day weekend

and i will spend at least one of these three days moving

i am excited for it but also dreading it

I HATE TO MOVE

i have too much shit

this weekend i want something nice to happen

and i want it to be something someone does for/to me

that might sound like me fishing for like a surprise birthday party or something

i assure you it's not

i don't tell people when my birthday is anyways

and it's definitely NOT this weekend

i was thinking something in the way of....

actually i'm not going to say what i was thinking of

because now i'm maybe overconcerned about sounding like i'm hinting for a particular thing

i just want someone to do something nice

that makes me think

"well that was nice"

ok ok

i want a blow job

is that so much to ask????

ha ha ha

sorry i've been trying to not be crass lately

but i thought that was funny

can't take the bite out of a dog

can't take the spice out of a pepper

can't take the ____ out of a _____

it appears to work with everything

can't take the spin from a fan

can't take the whine out of an e-mail

can't take the yellow from a post-it

ha ha ha

i love this

none of these are "true" but they are making me laugh

laugh on the inside still counts as laughter

hm

ok that's probably good enough

this has been an overdue actual dave update