i left work really sad yesterday

so sad in fact that i turned my google status to "sad as a stone"

now THAT'S sad

i got home though and got a burrito

and then went out

and felt much better

a lot to talk about i guess but i don't feel like sayin much

annikki gets here today maybe?

i wanted to eat veggie corn dogs yesterday but safeway didn't have them

i feel better today

but unfortunately i had to find a way to feel better WITHOUT eating veggie corn dogs

oh and i bought fudge bars for everyone at work but they were all totally melted when i opened the box

hopefully they are frozen now

and hopefully rainbow has veggie corn dogs

i'm going to write about veggie corn dogs

i like them

best with barbeque sauce maybe?

or a good mustard

my high school cafeteria would sometimes have a breakfast "dish"

called "pancake on a stick"

where it was a corn dog but with a sausage in the middle

and it was delicious

i ate meat back then but didn't really like sausage

but i loved pancakes on sticks

ha ha

i want this to be the longest dave update ever

but be entirely about veggie corn dogs and the related tangents

i don't think i really have any stories about veggie corn dogs though

that aren't just

"i ate a veggie corn dog and it was delicious"

or

"i ate a veggie corn dog and it was a little undercooked"

i love fake meat in general

i had fake shrimp once, they were okay

i remember when i first turned vegetarian i bought imitation crab salad

not realizing that imitation crab is really just other seafood

it was still good though

ha ha

i love seafood, if i ever give up this whole veggie racket it'll probably be because of seafood

crab and fish and what not

but i also really love being in the water

so i'd feel like such a jerk for eating things that just get to swim all day

i feel like if i got to swim all day

someone eating me would TOTALLY ruin it

i saw a craigslist talent gig yesterday that i really wanted to do

but it would have been during work hours

they needed someone to pretend to be a cop

and try to enforce a phony eviction for their whole office

i'm not sure what this has to do with do veggie corn dogs

oh!

if i would have done it i definitely would have used a veggie corn dog as a prop

cops eat those right?

probably not

i imagine cops are more veggie hot dog fans

hmmmmm

sometimes we don't get what we want

today i'm not going to get to write the longest update ever about veggie corn dogs

because i'm completely out of things to say about them

i think this has probably not been a very good dave update