hi, welcome to another dave update

last night was so horrible

oh and apparently we're having an earthquake this weekend, bleh

i had dreams about people interrogating me about the dave update

like really viciously

WHO IS THIS PERSON YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IN THIS PARAGRAPH?

IS IT ME?

that kinda stuff

it's raining and windy and i feel gross

i'm never smoking cigarettes again, i hate them

ugh i don't even want to talk today

i hope this stupid earthquake tears my house down when i'm in the basement trying to clear up the flood waters

if i live through this it will be bullshit

oh i still have fake buffalo wings at work, cool

thanks for tuning into the dave update