hi there

just wanted to run thru

some vague but accurate insights

into what it is like to be me at the moment

i forgot the first one that made me want to do this idea for an update

but here's one anyways

*

resizing browser windows until they *feel* right

*

unbuttoning pants after a meal

*

arranging cups and bottles as though it is poetry

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accidental racial tension

*

exaggerated sympathy for animals

(and humans)

((redundant))

*

misinterpretation of the word "analysis"

*

dangerous level of immersion in poisonous culture

*

...

well

lemme talk about that last one a little bit

right now as i'm typing this

there is a song from a video game

straight up BLASTING thru my head right now

the game is very fun

i won't tell you the name

(unless you ASK NICELY)

been playing a lot of video games lately

which has me a little less

uh

proactive

(sry)

with my free time decisions

being unemployed is like being alive

hm

uhhhh maybe this instead

*

being unemployed is like being alive

*

having a job is like being in jail

*

i like my jobs a lot right now

hm

A LOT is a bit of an overstatement there actually

A LOT is TOO MUCH

HA!

anyways

i sometimes enjoy my jobs

i feel particularly lucky to work one of them

but

...

.
.
.

...

!

but nothing

this has been a spotty dave update but all my thoughts are half thoughts these days

HI Y'ALL

is dav

just a quick one tonight

i am thinking about changing my name

WAIT

first off

the dave update remains the best blog on the internet

i know i don't update very often


but

well

whatever

the dave update remains the best blog on the internet

GOT IT?!?

ok

(sorry to yell)

any-

who

i am thinking about changing my name

again

to dave alllen v'estroyer

so that my initals are DAV


WAIT

AGAIN

i'ma do another dave contest

or i guess maybe a dave survey?

i dunno

any-

who

anyhoo

how many "L"s are in allen?

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siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

this dave update has no consistency

INCONSISTENT DAVE UPDATE

cheese

ok bye

this has been a weird dave update