hi everyone

if you happen to be in the airport in long beach

and you hear someone playing "3 am eternal" on repeat

that's me

come say hi

it's been half an hour

this dance party isn't gonna start itself

(apparently)

KLF IS GONNA ROCK YOU

this has been the dave update

hey y'all

two things

one

wasn't that last dave update great

oh fuck off

you didn't read it

jerks

two

there was a new terminator movie?

it's on blu-ray

according to the internet

...

what is a blu-ray?

in other news

weed has been giving me cramps

kill everyone

fire to everything

dead babies

this has been the dave update