hi there

today's update is a transcript

my brother is coming to town tonight

and planning on stopping by the bar i work at

for those who don't know

i now work at a bar

(which is part of why i don't write many of these nowadays)

(not getting paid to sit in front of a computer)

(means that i can no longer pretend i'm getting paid for this)

my bar is a kind of ridiculous bar

i work friday and saturday nights

i believe the most appropriate term

for the bar's "demographic"

would be "bridge and tunnel crowd"

or maybe "new money" although i don't think many of these people are that rich?

whatever

below is a transcript of our text conversation

in preparation of his visit:

ok actually i'm trying to type this out but it's not as entertaining without typing the whole thing

but long (bad) story short

my brother is bring a lot of his friends to my bar tonight and they're going to get really drunk

i hope i get back on unemployment again after i get fired

this has been a failed dave transcript