hi there

it's me dave

i have a very simple recipe for you today

it's an egg in a hole

or an egg in jail

or a birds' nest

i dunno it has a lot of names

you probably already know how to cook it

i mean it's a fried egg

in bread

did i just give you the recipe right there?

you can figure the rest out i think

pretty much the only tricky part about this recipe

is that you have to cut a hole in the middle of the bread

and then crack the egg so it drops right in that hole

it's not that hard

sometimes you fuck it up

sometimes when you flip it you break the yolk

it's still food though

i mean sometimes it's just shitty food

or food-that-is-less-good

you can do some variations on it

sometimes i make it on a bed of *dirty greens*

which is a recipe i'm not ready to write out yet

sometimes i make it with fake bacon on top

i mean what do you feel like eating???

cook that

and eat it

why are you even here?

.

.

.

i'm sorry i'm just frustrated right now

life doesn't always go right

sometimes even when it's fine

or like

"fine"

you wind up like one bad social interaction away from suicidal idealation

ugh life is so difficult and frustrating

i get fucking sick of it sometimes

ugh

cook a bird's nest

i do it with like, a thick slice of french bread

oh!

one good tip

if you keep the "hole" that you cut out of the bread

you can put that on the pan

next to the bird's nest

and then you can peek at that lil piece of bread and see how well it's toasted

it's best to not fuck with the bird's nest itself

until it's like, *ready* to be flipped

so yah use that lil piece

cool

now life is fine

this has been a dave recipe